December 2010
285 posts
no resolutions here
but i’ve been thinking about keeping a diary or journal or whatever. that way when i’m dead, people can read about my everyday mundane life and realize how awesome i was. yeah, i’m planning my legacy, y’all
nedhepburn:
Kanye West “All Of The Lights”
how to know you're drunk. ish.
you put out 3 different bowls while preparing ramen noodles. jealous much?
just be glad i'm not sexting you
stop. just stop.
just get naked and take pictures and post them on the internet. that will solve all your problems. i swear.
you guys!!!
comeony’all!!!! i need some sun ASAP. i’m seriously considering going to the tanning bed just to get a little UV. holy krishna, it’s been cloudy here since like christmas eve.
Watchthis makes my feet itch.
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lorena bobbit virus:
turns your hard drive into a 3.5” floppy
sometimes when the evening is slow, i pick the...
T-totally sexy
my dad just asked me what a "donk" is.
tell him to check out THIS GIRL
areola borealis:
a natural light display caused by charged particles hitting the air around your nipples.
wednesday, rainy, cold
where are you? bring a blanket and i’ll put on the kettle.
making another batch of french puffs for a pretty...
migratingcoconuts:
fierypants:
jealous much?
For me?
i’d fly to france for your puffs
making another batch of french puffs for a pretty...
jealous much?
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when i notice the dryer sheet caught in the lint...
i think, awwww, shit. now the sheets won’t be as soft as they could have been.
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i want my very own sonic screwdriver →
okay, time to write some letters
i’ve been doing really bad at it. but yeah, i like writing letters to people. and receiving them, too. wanna get in exchange with me? it’s one of the things i’m going to start getting better at. send me your addy and we’ll swap paper and ink.
This is snuggling weather.
;)
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i think i'm still drunk on Jameson
it’s a veritable fucking vaudeville up in this biotch!
i'm not joking
i had a dream that gus would post something on christmas day. but then i thought, tyler, that’s fucking ridiculous. get a grip and stop wishing things and just let them happen. sincerely, santa, you have made a happy man out of me.
Illinois Airship: Homesick. And maybe a little... →
illinoisairship:
I’ve never spent Christmas in Chicago.
I’ve never spent Christmas in Bali either, for that matter, but I live in Chicago with Bali being a dream- and not a particularly optimistic one.
The last of Chicago I see before departing for California is a tour of her given to me by the Elevated. I take…
if you follow me but do not follow illinoisairship you are wasting your...
now off
to a friend’s ugly sweater/dirty santa party. probably lots of drankin’ and shit. not real shit, but, you know, stuff.
