Do(n't) Believe Anything, Ever(ything)

May 31

apparently chicks love it when you talk laundry.

who know panty-chatter was a panty-dropper? 

May 29

[video]

May 28

deandrugh:

spiral-staircases:

ohkiefer:

Naanananananaba skin cat

I SAID NO SKIN CAT

YES SKIN CAT  YES YES yES

Sphinx.

(Source: tasers)

Busted.

May 25

my roommate’s out of town this weekend.

that means i get to walk around the house naked. boomshakalaka. 

May 23

Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol

okay. how do i sign up? 

May 21

[video]

May 19

wanna know how domestic I am?

I dream about how best to iron a shirt. 

May 16

[video]